I’m a jockey at the gas bar
on highway number two
I’ve been workin’ here since I was seventeen
Get your newspaper and lotto
while your tires get a rotation
At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac
Full Serve Service Station

Now Gordie Snow and Stewie
stop by every morning
to shoot the breeze before they start the day
I don’t know what brings ‘em in here
It ain’t my pot of coffee
At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac 
Full Serve Auto Body
At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac
Full Serve Auto Body

Now good things buddy don’t come cheap
and cheap things don’t come good
Gerry’s boys will cure whatever’s ailing you
underneath your hood
Now there’s another shop around the way
but the work they do is shoddy
go down to Gerald Burgess RaceTrac
Full Serve Auto Body

Its gettin’ close to quittin’ time, she pulls in for some unleaded
I said I get outta here in forty-five
She says babe I’m in no hurry
I’m nothing if not patient 
We’ll stay in bed tomorrow
we can take a day’s vacation
forget about the oil change and all the engine maintenance 
At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac 
Full Serve Service Station
At Gerald Burgess RaceTrac
Full Serve Service Station